So every year Dave writes me a Pony Christmas Carol based on a traditional Christmas song. This year it was based on “The Most Wonderful Time of the Year” by Andy Williams. Here it is…...
They're the most wonderful ponies of all.
With Breezy a rearing and Thunder a jumping, while Storms sleeps through it all.
They're the most wonderful ponies of all.
Rif's the hap, happiest horsey of all.
With that big butt a poopin', those farts come a shootin', when gas comes to caaaaallll.
Rif's the most, happiest horsey of all.....
They'll be ponies a bucking, and cats will be walking while dog runs around, why we don't know.
We'll have Cheddar not moving, and Smokes will be groomin' coughing up hairballs from long, long ago.
They're they most, happiest ponies, of all.
With big brand new stables, a sink with a table, and hay stacked up so taaaallll.
They're the most spoildest ponies of aaaaaallll.
They'll be ponies a bucking, and cats will be walking while dog runs around, why we don't know.
We'll have Cheddar not moving, and Smokes will be groomin' coughing up hairballs from long, long ago
They're the best behaved ponies, of all.
We have Breezy who's gentle, Stormy who's mental, and Thunder's so smaaaaaalllll
There the most, wonderful ponies
The most wonderful ponies,
Yes the most wonderful ponies..
Of allllllllll